Weekly Gandy

July 8, 2013 by Pepper Leave a Comment

JULY 1, 2013

PEPPER: oh michelle. i am sorry i have been cheating. you are truly the only one for me. will you ever forgive me??

MICHELLE: I’m trying David. but how can I really compete with Samantha Barks? You broke my heart DG…

JULY 2, 2013

PEPPER: god that thigh. among other things…

JULY 3, 2013

JULY 4, 2013

…neither of us really had anything to say. because we cannot believe this is happening:

JULY 5, 2013

PEPPER: holy. god.

MICHELLE: He’s so tan and delicious.

JULY 6, 2013

PEPPER: why is this so effing HOT and sexy to me??

MICHELLE: Because its DG.

JULY 7, 2013

MICHELLE: O.M.G.

PEPPER: i honestly do not know how we are going to survive this entire thing. i’m scared. of possibly dying. from explosion. of parts. in my pants.

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Weekly Gandy

June 17, 2013 by Pepper Leave a Comment

JUNE 10, 2013

MICHELLE: FUCK ME.

PEPPER: this is too much for me to even handle right now.

JUNE 11, 2013

PEPPER: UM, the sweaty kitchen scenes?? dead.

MICHELLE: I don’t even know how to process DG in a kitchen. In that suit. And with those arms. And can we talk about his perfect nips. I can’t. I just can’t.

JUNE 12, 2013

MICHELLE: are. you. fucking. kidding. me

PEPPER: i wonder if he gets that hot about eating other things…

MICHELLE: um duh. look at him. everything he does is hot/gets me hot/gets everyone hot.

JUNE 13, 2013

PEPPER: and then there’s that…

MICHELLE: Dead

JUNE 14, 2013

MICHELLE: picture it…skinny dipping with David.

PEPPER: um. i am unhealthily obsessed with these pictures of him at the pool.

JUNE 15, 2013

PEPPER: man i wish i could caption what i really want to say here…

MICHELLE: I wanna cry

JUNE 16, 2013

PEPPER: oh. my. god. seriously??? eff me.

MICHELLE: Whaaaaaaaat???? Is this man real????

PEPPER: this is by far my most favorite (clothed) picture of him. i want to eat him. and the naked pic of him on the TV - so theres that too.

MICHELLE: It’s too much and yet everything I need all at once

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Weekly Gandy

June 10, 2013 by Pepper 1 Comment

JUNE 3, 2013

MICHELLE: David Gandy and cute rescue puppies????? I can’t take it…..
PEPPER: i have a dog that needs rescuing. i should send in some pics…

JUNE 4, 2013

MICHELLE: omg i cant stop…i just….motherfucker…
PEPPER: you need to stop. right now. before i am dead

MICHELLE: LOOK AT HIS PERFECT NIPPLE

JUNE 5, 2013

PEPPER: oh holy lord. i need a caption. what is he saying??? GO!
MICHELLE: Words escape me. But can you just hear him saying “Michelle, my love, fancy a shag?” See- I’m practicing my Brit speak for our life together.

JUNE 6, 2013

PEPPER: prof emerson????
MICHELLE: I just can’t. This love is real. It hurts.

JUNE 7, 2013

MICHELLE: eff me now
PEPPER: OMG OMG OMG. one of the best EVER!!!

JUNE 8, 2013

PEPPER: seriously? can you imagine pretending not to know him if he did this to you???
MICHELLE: I…I….I just can’t Pep. I can’t with this.

JUNE 9, 2013

MICHELLE: Oh. Me. Gee.
PEPPER: i am obsessed with him in glasses. makes me tingle.

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