MICHELLE: FUCK ME.
PEPPER: this is too much for me to even handle right now.
PEPPER: UM, the sweaty kitchen scenes?? dead.
MICHELLE: I don’t even know how to process DG in a kitchen. In that suit. And with those arms. And can we talk about his perfect nips. I can’t. I just can’t.
MICHELLE: are. you. fucking. kidding. me
PEPPER: i wonder if he gets that hot about eating other things…
MICHELLE: um duh. look at him. everything he does is hot/gets me hot/gets everyone hot.
PEPPER: and then there’s that…
MICHELLE: picture it…skinny dipping with David.
PEPPER: um. i am unhealthily obsessed with these pictures of him at the pool.
PEPPER: man i wish i could caption what i really want to say here…
MICHELLE: I wanna cry
PEPPER: oh. my. god. seriously??? eff me.
MICHELLE: Whaaaaaaaat???? Is this man real????
PEPPER: this is by far my most favorite (clothed) picture of him. i want to eat him. and the naked pic of him on the TV – so theres that too.
MICHELLE: It’s too much and yet everything I need all at once
MICHELLE: David Gandy and cute rescue puppies????? I can’t take it…..
PEPPER: i have a dog that needs rescuing. i should send in some pics…
MICHELLE: omg i cant stop…i just….motherfucker…
PEPPER: you need to stop. right now. before i am dead
MICHELLE: LOOK AT HIS PERFECT NIPPLE
PEPPER: oh holy lord. i need a caption. what is he saying??? GO!
MICHELLE: Words escape me. But can you just hear him saying “Michelle, my love, fancy a shag?” See- I’m practicing my Brit speak for our life together.
MICHELLE: eff me now
PEPPER: OMG OMG OMG. one of the best EVER!!!
MICHELLE: Oh. Me. Gee.
PEPPER: i am obsessed with him in glasses. makes me tingle.